JOKE?!

Hello everyone!

today, i heard a joke, and i will vote it as my joke of the day! this "joke" goes on like this....

A = Boyf of B
B = Girlf of A
C = Some guys claiming he is "rich", stranger, totally stranger.

i will like to ask, how will you guys feel if you were A and B?

A and B wasnt out together as A have something on wif his family. So while A is having lunch somewhere with his family, B suddenly text A saying that there this guy, C, text her suddenly. Content goes something like this.

"hey, i've got your number from your friend, so feel like getting to know a pretty girl like you, do you mind?can i know you?"

B replied...

"who are you? how did you get my number? who gave my number to you?"

C goes on......

"one of my ite friends, now day do you have any boyfriend?"

B replied again....

"yes! i'm attached! may i know who gave you my number?"

C goes on......

"cant tell lata she say i sabo her, youre so lovely and pretty!"

B starts to get fed up and replied...

"seriously i got the rights to know who gave you my number! whats more this is my contact number!"

heres the start of the "joke"

C avoid the question and goes on....

"no, i just got feeling for you. so hope to know more about you. im a ang mo guy that came from uk to singapore to study, im 20 this year my height 185cm. i drive a red ferrari sports car now days and i stay at a condo near raffles place, now study at one of the singapore jc is my last year here. then going to america's to study, thought of asking you to follow me there? i will pay everything for you, so you dont need to fork out any money..."

joke 1 - B doesnt know C at all and C got B number from B's friend! B doesnt even know who the hell is C and C is actually asking B to follow him to America to study!

joke 2 - reading from C's sms, he is advertising on how rich he is, e.g, red ferrari sports car (who doesnt know ferrari is a sports car?), condo near raffles place. in the first place, B didnt even ask anything about him at all. he is just like self advertising himself.

joke 3 - came from UK? will an ang moh say he is an ang moh himself?

So A as B's boyf, A text C.......

"hey, stop your nonsense and leave B alone. shes not those kind of girl you think she is. do you really know her and do she really know you? shes attached and act like a man! stop everything and go back to your "country" after this year!"

its not wrong for A to say this to C as B is A's boyf. here comes the next joke...

C replied.....

"who are you?"

A replied...

"you dun have to know just leave B alone!"

C goes on ......

"Shes mine you den leave her alone, if ur're her boyfriend i also dun care!"

joke 4 - C asking A to leave B alone even though A is B's Boyf and C is just a stranger!

thats how the whole thing go, you guys may treat this as a joke, some guys may not. but i will just like to say, nowadays, ppl are lack of manners! getting other ppls number without the consent of that person! how rude?! whats more getting an attached person's number and asking the other party to leave her alone?! thats even worse! so what if hes really rich, so whats if hes really drive ferrari and live in condo?! do you think money can buy everything?!do you think money can get whatever you wan?! dream on! to this kind of rich ppl! spend the money on yourself will make everyone of us out there happier! and PLEASE be more humble and stop telling ppl how rich are you if you really is that darn rich! GOSH!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR (C) KIND UNDERSTANDING!