Hello everyone!
today, i heard a joke, and i will vote it as my joke of the day! this "joke" goes on like this....
A = Boyf of B
B = Girlf of A
C = Some guys claiming he is "rich", stranger, totally stranger.
i will like to ask, how will you guys feel if you were A and B?
A and B wasnt out together as A have something on wif his family. So while A is having lunch somewhere with his family, B suddenly text A saying that there this guy, C, text her suddenly. Content goes something like this.
"hey, i've got your number from your friend, so feel like getting to know a pretty girl like you, do you mind?can i know you?"
B replied...
"who are you? how did you get my number? who gave my number to you?"
C goes on......
"one of my ite friends, now day do you have any boyfriend?"
B replied again....
"yes! i'm attached! may i know who gave you my number?"
C goes on......
"cant tell lata she say i sabo her, youre so lovely and pretty!"
B starts to get fed up and replied...
"seriously i got the rights to know who gave you my number! whats more this is my contact number!"
heres the start of the "joke"
C avoid the question and goes on....
"no, i just got feeling for you. so hope to know more about you. im a ang mo guy that came from uk to singapore to study, im 20 this year my height 185cm. i drive a red ferrari sports car now days and i stay at a condo near raffles place, now study at one of the singapore jc is my last year here. then going to america's to study, thought of asking you to follow me there? i will pay everything for you, so you dont need to fork out any money..."
joke 1 - B doesnt know C at all and C got B number from B's friend! B doesnt even know who the hell is C and C is actually asking B to follow him to America to study!
joke 2 - reading from C's sms, he is advertising on how rich he is, e.g, red ferrari sports car (who doesnt know ferrari is a sports car?), condo near raffles place. in the first place, B didnt even ask anything about him at all. he is just like self advertising himself.
joke 3 - came from UK? will an ang moh say he is an ang moh himself?
So A as B's boyf, A text C.......
"hey, stop your nonsense and leave B alone. shes not those kind of girl you think she is. do you really know her and do she really know you? shes attached and act like a man! stop everything and go back to your "country" after this year!"
its not wrong for A to say this to C as B is A's boyf. here comes the next joke...
C replied.....
"who are you?"
A replied...
"you dun have to know just leave B alone!"
C goes on ......
"Shes mine you den leave her alone, if ur're her boyfriend i also dun care!"
joke 4 - C asking A to leave B alone even though A is B's Boyf and C is just a stranger!
thats how the whole thing go, you guys may treat this as a joke, some guys may not. but i will just like to say, nowadays, ppl are lack of manners! getting other ppls number without the consent of that person! how rude?! whats more getting an attached person's number and asking the other party to leave her alone?! thats even worse! so what if hes really rich, so whats if hes really drive ferrari and live in condo?! do you think money can buy everything?!do you think money can get whatever you wan?! dream on! to this kind of rich ppl! spend the money on yourself will make everyone of us out there happier! and PLEASE be more humble and stop telling ppl how rich are you if you really is that darn rich! GOSH!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR (C) KIND UNDERSTANDING!
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
My Precious
Hi people!
shock too see another post here? lol! thanky my dear for keeping my tis lik quiet blog alive! hahaha! tat last post here is posted by my precious bebe. LOL!
alright, shall not post like wad i normally post bout my routine. but post bout my precious. Since 1st September, she had been having insonmia and some problems. Its alr 12sept and shes still not yet fully recover. But of course, she had been recovering alr! and all i can say almost fully recover cos i can sense her nonsense and her stunts coming back! haha! her hyperness is the one i missed the most! cos normally when am wif her, she will be uber hyper, esp for those who nows her, you guys should understand wad i mean by her hyperness. haha! bu due to the insonmia, she hasnt been that hyper lately! but not to worry, i bet and i believe, she will be well recovered this coming week! heh heh!
Tml, she will be having her first paper, as in exam paper, MCEP if am not wrong. lol. and on tue, her last paper. Sounds funny eh, haha. Is like a 2 day thingy only but causes my precious to be so stress! LOL! but cant be blamed, exam stress. haha!
so i will use this chance here to wish my bebe good luck and jiayou for the upcoming papers and exam! you can do it! =)
nitex ppl!
no have to thank me,
your laughter to me is alr enough.
get well soon and recover asap ya?
am waiting! hee!
i love you!
shock too see another post here? lol! thanky my dear for keeping my tis lik quiet blog alive! hahaha! tat last post here is posted by my precious bebe. LOL!
alright, shall not post like wad i normally post bout my routine. but post bout my precious. Since 1st September, she had been having insonmia and some problems. Its alr 12sept and shes still not yet fully recover. But of course, she had been recovering alr! and all i can say almost fully recover cos i can sense her nonsense and her stunts coming back! haha! her hyperness is the one i missed the most! cos normally when am wif her, she will be uber hyper, esp for those who nows her, you guys should understand wad i mean by her hyperness. haha! bu due to the insonmia, she hasnt been that hyper lately! but not to worry, i bet and i believe, she will be well recovered this coming week! heh heh!
Tml, she will be having her first paper, as in exam paper, MCEP if am not wrong. lol. and on tue, her last paper. Sounds funny eh, haha. Is like a 2 day thingy only but causes my precious to be so stress! LOL! but cant be blamed, exam stress. haha!
so i will use this chance here to wish my bebe good luck and jiayou for the upcoming papers and exam! you can do it! =)
nitex ppl!
no have to thank me,
your laughter to me is alr enough.
get well soon and recover asap ya?
am waiting! hee!
i love you!
Thursday, September 9, 2010
i love you
thanky baby for everything!!
t6hanks for taking good care of me!!
i will overcome soon and let's enjoy our lovely day together again okay?
I LOVE YOU!
-bebe was here
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Happy Belated birthday Papa, Get Well soon my love!~
Hello! a rare post from me again eh?
First, i wanna wish my beloved papa a very Happy Birthday! =D
Second, i wanna wish my bebe she will recover asap from her "overdosed" caffine! sorry dear about it, am partially at fault.
Thirdly, i wanna congratulate myself on succeeding in installing Windows 7 on my MacBook Pro! am really happy about it cos i tried for months before actually succeeding! wasted 4dvds on it and finally it works using another file! thanks korkor and korkor's friend for the great great help!
shall start off wif papa's birthday though its the latest activity! LOL! went to dined at Wong Kok Cafe at bugis for papa birthday dinner, but the expensive one we ate it on Sunday, last night was papa actual birthday though. went to dined at wong kok as theres this offer of whoever dined there during their birthday, or 3 days before and after your birthday, you will get a giant bucket of milktea! yes! its really giant! head over to http://www.thy-happylilwoman.blogspot.com/ for the picture! hahaha! though is counted as worth cos such a humongous bucket of milktea FOC, BUT than, this bucket of milk tea causes my bebe to have "overdose caffine"
shall let me explain the situation. that day itself, we had our brunch at Ajisen Ramen. the sets comes with a cup of ice lemon tea. thats the first tea that bebe took. Secondly, while we are heading home, we queued for KOI at my place and ordered Pearl Milk Tea, this is the second tea that bebe took. Lastly, the giant bucket of milk tea, bebe refilled serverals cups which is really alot, that is the third tea that bebe took on the same day. is actually really scary to have so much of tea in a day, therefre my bebe now is suffering from "overdose" caffine. Cos of this, bebe had insomnia last night, she didnt really sleep well, or i can say didnt sleep at all.
so i woke up at around 9am and headed over to bebe place to take care of her. but by then, she already went to consult the doctor and doctor said is overdose caffine. poor her, so sleep wif her tilll arnd 2pm. at least bebe can sleep and is feeling better now le! =)
yup! so this is the first and second part of my post. For the last part, YES! i got my Windows 7 installed on my Macbook Pro. i guess many of you will think whats the big deal of installing it, you guys wont know the feeling until you really tried and succeeded! the feelings is like awwww! And oh yes, i successfully installed a 64bits windows instead of a 32bits! how great?! lol! many of you should be asking whats the point of getting a Macbook as am still going to install windows on it. hmmm, this point is hard to explain. but all i can say Apple products has the X factor that other brands doesnt. Apple products has the class that other brands dosent. Apple products has the quality that other brand doesnt have! hee! its worth to invest in a Macbook or Apple product! =D
hee! alright! shall end it here!
goodtnitex ppl! =>
sorry dear for not controlling you drinking so muchie of milk tea that cos you to have overdose of caffine. i promise i will take good care of you, esp this period of time, untill you are fully recovered! get well soon orkay me pwincess?
i love you!
First, i wanna wish my beloved papa a very Happy Birthday! =D
Second, i wanna wish my bebe she will recover asap from her "overdosed" caffine! sorry dear about it, am partially at fault.
Thirdly, i wanna congratulate myself on succeeding in installing Windows 7 on my MacBook Pro! am really happy about it cos i tried for months before actually succeeding! wasted 4dvds on it and finally it works using another file! thanks korkor and korkor's friend for the great great help!
shall start off wif papa's birthday though its the latest activity! LOL! went to dined at Wong Kok Cafe at bugis for papa birthday dinner, but the expensive one we ate it on Sunday, last night was papa actual birthday though. went to dined at wong kok as theres this offer of whoever dined there during their birthday, or 3 days before and after your birthday, you will get a giant bucket of milktea! yes! its really giant! head over to http://www.thy-happylilwoman.blogspot.com/ for the picture! hahaha! though is counted as worth cos such a humongous bucket of milktea FOC, BUT than, this bucket of milk tea causes my bebe to have "overdose caffine"
shall let me explain the situation. that day itself, we had our brunch at Ajisen Ramen. the sets comes with a cup of ice lemon tea. thats the first tea that bebe took. Secondly, while we are heading home, we queued for KOI at my place and ordered Pearl Milk Tea, this is the second tea that bebe took. Lastly, the giant bucket of milk tea, bebe refilled serverals cups which is really alot, that is the third tea that bebe took on the same day. is actually really scary to have so much of tea in a day, therefre my bebe now is suffering from "overdose" caffine. Cos of this, bebe had insomnia last night, she didnt really sleep well, or i can say didnt sleep at all.
so i woke up at around 9am and headed over to bebe place to take care of her. but by then, she already went to consult the doctor and doctor said is overdose caffine. poor her, so sleep wif her tilll arnd 2pm. at least bebe can sleep and is feeling better now le! =)
yup! so this is the first and second part of my post. For the last part, YES! i got my Windows 7 installed on my Macbook Pro. i guess many of you will think whats the big deal of installing it, you guys wont know the feeling until you really tried and succeeded! the feelings is like awwww! And oh yes, i successfully installed a 64bits windows instead of a 32bits! how great?! lol! many of you should be asking whats the point of getting a Macbook as am still going to install windows on it. hmmm, this point is hard to explain. but all i can say Apple products has the X factor that other brands doesnt. Apple products has the class that other brands dosent. Apple products has the quality that other brand doesnt have! hee! its worth to invest in a Macbook or Apple product! =D
hee! alright! shall end it here!
goodtnitex ppl! =>
sorry dear for not controlling you drinking so muchie of milk tea that cos you to have overdose of caffine. i promise i will take good care of you, esp this period of time, untill you are fully recovered! get well soon orkay me pwincess?
i love you!
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